My skiing ,hiking buddie and true friend and I
went to Ontareo to ski this last weekend.
My friend being a far better skier than I, left the choice of
determining our coarse to me.
I being somewhat of a whimp knew that they would prefer the most difficult and challenging
coarse. I debated this for a moment, then taking a deep breath , choose the most challenging trail.
It was indeed a challenge . . . Alot of up and up and up and doooown . . .
I did well. I was surprised .
Though this had much to do my friends encouragement and training.
The trails were spectacularly beautiful, with mountains all around us.
I fearlessly hugged the hills toward the end of the day ,
poleless and clueless as to what I had been so afraid of before.
What a metaphore for life . . .
When I left Ontareo, I'm not kidding , I was a brand new brave me.
When I skied today ,at one of my usual ski places ,
always slightly confronted by'' THE HILL '' . . .
I stood a top it and thought , is this actually a hill ? THE HILL ????
OMG .. . . IT'S BARLEY AN INCLINE . . . .
What a metamorphosis !!!!
There was no falling except when I stopped to pee , I slid on the ice, pants down .
And found myself completly tangled in my skis in the middle of the path . Nice !
Finally through my struggles and after what seemed eternity, I got to my feet with a
sprained wrist , only to fall again , backwards this time . . .
Bare assed mind you , into the very TALL snow bank,
while hearing the approaching skiers ,
still . . . . with a full bladder and pants literally FULL of snow !!!!!!
I finally managed to pull myself into an ''upright position'', uprighting my pants as well.
feeling quite humiliated , but knowing my secret was safe
with the boys, me and . . .you . . .
So I went on my ''MERRY WAY'' to the end !
Yet another notch ( with snow ). . . .
In my . . . . End !!!!!
Lark
You can walk around all day and never see anyone until you want a pee.
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